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That’s Your Half

   A Serb man halved everything with his wife, after the court ordered him to share everything, literally. He sawed all of his farm equipment with a grinding machine. He halved a tractor, tools and he is also trying to figure out how to halve a cow. He gladly shared everything with his wife, but he was angry for the fact that he had to half his farm equipment.

  You May Not Kiss the Bride

   Arkansas lawmakers repealed a 2007 marriage law that could be interpreted that people under the age of 18 could get married with parental consent, even toddlers. The Arkansas Legislature changed the law so that it read girls could marry at 17 and boys at 16.

Is that a Guitar?

    Three men stole a Fender guitar from a music store. One man slid the guitar into his pants and covered the top with his sweatshirt. The other men acted as lookouts. My question is, wouldn’t a guitar-shaped spot in your pants look suspicious and wouldn’t the owners have noticed if a guitar was missing?

That’s Good Hiding Place!

   A man allegedly tried to conceal “crack” in a donut box. The cops watched while the man removed the drug paraphernalia and put it back. The police opened the empty donut box to discover the drug inside.

Fighting Back

    A Minnesota woman bit a pit bull, which was attacking her dog. She bit the animal on the nose only after she could not get it off her dog. The bite she inflicted drew blood.

Restrictions

  Arkansas will set restriction on the formaldehyde levels on FEMA trailers. The levels will have to be a certain level to be used for victims of the tornadoes.
 

Charleston Heston

   Heston passed away in his home with his wife by his side Saturday, April 6.

This Week’s Read

   “The House of Seven Gables” by Nathaniel Hawthorne.  Hawthorne writes about the decay of a family, a house and a society. Hawthorne satirizes the 19th-century New England Society’s preoccupation with class status. He makes fun of the aristocracy found in upper part of New England society. The book uses decay to describe “physical degradation and decay to mirror the spiritual decay the Pycheon family suffers."

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