The Republican National Convention

Staff Writer 

   The Democratic National convention ended with Presidential Candidate Senator Barack Hussein Obama’s “Imperialistic” setting of his great speech, which ended with a crowd pleaser.

   His positive input on what the United States can be, if he becomes President, did not leave a dry eye in the Democratic National Convention. Just like Dr. Jekyll, Obama became Mr. Hyde.  

    Obama struck hard on Senator John Sidney McCain’s policies aligning with the “incompetent” President George Bush. That’s enough about Obama; I covered that last week and I know you liberals like for me to speak more about your savior.

   The announcement of McCain’s vice presidential pick was  shocking to all viewers and media, including me. Governor Sarah Palin was chosen to be McCain’s pick.

   I have little or no knowledge about Palin’s record, only allegations and the smearing of her family. I believe the media needs to stick to the issues and not personal family barrel rolling.

   The Republican National Convention started with a bust due to the seriousness of Hurricane Gustav hitting New Orleans, La.

   The first night ended short with speaker First Lady Laura Bush and soon-to-be new First Lady Cindy McCain.  

   President Bush was unable to attend the Republican National Convention due to his obligation to the Hurricane Gustav landing in New Orleans, La.

   The second night of the Republican National Convention kicked off with a barrage of fireball attacks by former Senator Fred Thompson against  Obama.

   Thompson continued his allegations of Obama being the most “liberal” politician in the Democratic Party. Thompson also claims Obama has not been tested nor has the testicular fortitude to stand up against his own party affiliation issues.

   Thompson left some “Obamabashing” for Democrat Senator Joe Lieberman. This is a shocker to me that the second most “liberal” senator for Connecticut spoke at the Republican Nation Convention.

   Lieberman held no punches against his former Democratic colleague Obama.  Lieberman said he believes McCain would be a better choice for this country. There is also talk among the Democrats about Lieberman’s betrayal of his party.

   The Democrats claimed Lieberman could lose his chairman seat because of his support for  McCain. The second night of the convention ended with Lieberman pleading swing voters and skeptical Democrats to vote for McCain.

   Former Governor Mitt Romney kept the “Smacking Obama” Olympics going while the crowd prayed for more of Obama’s blood. Romney gave what the people wanted with shot after shot of Obama’s poor record and weakness of leadership. Romney also took the time to bash the liberals for everything they were worth.

   Former Governor Mike Huckabee became the center of attention with his witty rhetoric and hilarious comparisons against Obama. Huckabee also attacked the infamous “liberal media” (MSNBC, NBC, CNN, CBS and ABC) for smearing  Palin and her record.

   Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani went after Obama like an angry bull to a matador. I thought I was watching a rap battle on television the way Giuliani chastised Obama’s work as a “community organizer”. Giuliani showed no mercy to Obama and his so-called leadership tough talk for a man that dresses in “DRAG”.

   Last but not least, Palin unleashed her  “pit-bull in a skirt” attack on Obama’s career as “?????” a nobody. Palin literally belittled Obama’s accomplishments (this does not look good for the “magic liberal”) with a beautiful smile.

   A victory for the Republican Party was gained when they brought slabs of “red meat” politics to the table. The convention made the Democratic National Convention look like a bunch of pansies with lipstick and pink thongs.

   McCain has not spoken yet, but I will publish the update of his speech.

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